A freaking engineer is a bad storyteller

A : I'm bored to death. Save me...
B : Ctrl + S?
A : 0.O'
B : How to save you?
A : Tell me a nice story.
B : Hm.. okay. One time, there was a bird. It used to fly off to the south.
A : Then?
B : Then it died.
A : Huh?
B : Yes. It died, in a mysterious death.
A : Some explanations please...
B : It's still in investigation. Have been months, but no one can confirm how exactly it died. Mysterious, right?
A : Yes... yes...
B : I have another one.
A : What is it?
B : A little girl went out and sat on a swing.
A : Then? She died?
B : No. The swing broke. The girl died.
A : CAN YOU STOP KILLING YOUR CHARACTERS?
B : Hey, it's not my fault. It's the swing which broke.
A : .......